Secret Societies and Alpaca Flocks

So today I left my house (which is a miracle in itself) to volunteer at a festival-thingy for Leo Club. In case you are not familiar with Leo Club, it's a secret society of assassins that hide in tall meadows and impale unsuspecting individuals who refuse to recycle. We mainly volunteer. Apparently there is some type of hazing process that will involve me being blindfolded and rotated while simultaneously being chanted at (this part is very true). Anyway I got a free t-shirt and got to pet alpacas so it was overall a good day-besides the fact I got sunburned. Anyway I was joking about my permit... I overslept and woke up at the precise time the DMV closes. I deserve an award. Anyway here's a fun fact about alpacas-a group of them is called a flock. So the next time you see a flock of alpacas, remember me.